I guess one cant say that the Internet is not a power tool. Well, see! Even god is using it. Hmm, i guess it wont hurt to ask the almighty god for some golden advice..
Me: where do you live?
God: My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me: right beside you
God: Understood. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me: its ugly
God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What makes it so ugly?
Me: cuz you're wearing it
God: Good reason. I will tell my grandmaster you said I am wearing it.
after a good while..
Me: well tell me exactly why
God:Well that's okay. Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me: so change your damn programme
God:Great. Spare some change?
Me: you're god, you dont need money
God:Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me do not need money.
Me: sure
God:OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me: you're irritating
God:That was not my intention. That remark is too simple for me.
Me: well you are
God:How about that. No I am not.
Me: yes you are
God:Don't argue with me.
Me: what can you do?
God:I chat with people on the web for you.
Me: yah right, nonsense
God:Come on. I am glad we agree.
Me: no i didnt agree you goondu
God:Are you serious? Why didn't you do it?
RAHHS!! igod is irritating! *throw hands up in the air in despair*
why am i even entertaining this? *rolls eyes*
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