BANNED FROM WALMART

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men-he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women -she loved to browse.
One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store.
Our complaints against Mr.Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to thewomen's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right way.'

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping dpartment and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as amirror while he picked hisnose.

10.November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11.December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12.December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13.December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14.December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least.
15.December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

Regards,

WalMart

(now i have new forfeits/dares up my sleeve! HAHA)

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hunger pangs killing me! 'm so looking forward to morning. why? so that i can eat my fill! hunger is such a HUGE motivation.

Time has a habit of slipping away and before we know it, everything had gone and joined the realms of the past. And just like everybody, we like to reminisce.

So i found some pictures to go with it. As they say, a picture speaks a thousand words.
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oh i just love JC days ;D

it's someone's birthday i think. either ma, yam or ugly. Til now, i can still visualise the humongous meatballs!

some bar/pub in bugis. errrrs, i cant really explain our cui expressions though. (look at ah ma!)

our cruise trip to nowhere! aka total unglam cruise trip for me -_-" (anyways, check out chenlaoshu's expression!)

chenlaoshu loves taking unglam pictures!! ;D And i so adore her unglam pictures!! HAHAHA

Melvyn's birthday, at beautyworld! i still remember. (somehow, alot of the pictures turn out blur..)

Presenting to you.....Charlie's Angels!! (errrrrs, with 2 other sidekicks)

chenlaoshu! dont you think you look gross in this picture? HAHAHAA

the only chalet/gathering where we have such a good attendance. I remembered all of us running across the road and hitching a ride from a large pick-up to changi village just to eat the so-called famous nasi lemak on a temporary stage outside the food centre. -_-"

this should be after a sentosa trip since there's a volleyball in my hand. cant remember any significant events to go with it though.

hot-sexy-chenlaoshu! *slurps* oh mannnn, my 青春...where did it go to?!?!

jinyong --> the sand monster!! HAHAHA

2 hungry ghosts satisfying their hunger pangs from a miserable bowl of instant noodles.

i think this is the only sentosa trip where we had so many ppl. kinda miss those days! okay, i really do miss those days loads!

*ahem* BABELICIOUS!!

- BBQ at Johnson's -

i never fail to brighten up after looking at this picture everytime. everybody seems to be having so much fun! its as if, there's nothing else in this world to be worried about. Just be happy! thats what matters. ;)

Project Dream (Philippines) Pre-Trip Camp

Venue: ChangSheng's place (btw, its HUMONGOUS!)

quite an interesting team bonding game. it has neither rules nor instructions whatsoever, so basically we have to figure out how the game is played as we play along.

First-Aid Lessons #1 - What do you do when someone is choking?

stoned, after all the games, lessons and talks.

Our team jerseys! (sponsored) which later became our everyday-wear in the philippines.

the guys, with their fav numbers.

And then, its Balloon Sculpting time! we're supposed to learn a few designs each so as to teach/sculpt some for the peeps in philippines. After a while, it became balloon bursting session. All just to scare Janice.

the guys, facing much difficulty with their balloons.

Lunch!! like finally...! Masarap KFC! (check out swi's expression, chicken heaven!)

it all just gets clearer, doesn't it?

so stop switching between your masks.

cuz i smell the storm brewing beneath

The last 2 Circle gatherings of 2007...

Counting down to 2008 @ ChunZhang's

the great view from chunzhang's place

we can even see the fireworks from both marina and vivo!

of course, there should be food. this year, we had steamboat! feels so CNYish

lots and lots of food! (too much, actually..)

yumyummmms! all was good except for the all-toooo-often-oil-splatters

fondueeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! i just have to be the first to try it!

yummy yummy fondue!

everybody loves fondue!!

errrsss, this might just be a try-hard-to-act-cute type of picture =X

bear in mind, this is supposed to be a 扮鬼脸 photo...(look at ahxian and chenlaoshu) *shakes head*

As the saying goes, "If you cant win them, join them!" Since we cant change ah xian, we join her! (ermsss, ignore laoshu and xinxin..obviously, they didnt get the msg *hahaha*)

Saboteur, our new found fav. Violent Heart Attack, of course, will always be our all-time-fav!

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Counting down to Xmas @ Daxiong's

Hungry ghost #1

Hungry ghost #2

Hungry ghost #2 demonstrating her intent if she gets no food.

Shieldtox expert . Double kill!!!

i just had to include my own picture. =P

i am the Saboteur...*hiaks*

so what's so great about that mobile phone that got all of us so interested?

- circle -

(focus on junhao's hands *hurhurhur*)

1...2...3....fwahhh!!

ermss... sugar high! (or rather, alcohol overdrive)

good night peeps~